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January 6, 2010

MWIO Editorials: Man In Japan Weds Anime Game Character

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So while I was creatively writing and trying to find something of importance that might interest you, an idea dawned on me. Why dont we scour the web trying to find other, already completed articles, news stories, and pictures relating to anything wedding and give it the MWIO treatment!

    - A little commentary
    - some extremely funny jokes and puns(warning – may cause embarrassing snorting)
    - An original take on something not original.(Like the opposite of Home Alone 4…poor Macaulay Culkin)

    Man In Japan Weds Anime Game Character

    Alright, so for the scoop on this one, I shall give you the facts.

      1.) Sal9000 has found the love of his life. While her name is Nene Anegasaki, and she lives inside of a Nintendo DS video game called Love Plus, its true love at first level up.
      2.)At the wedding, there was not only his mom, whom he must still live with in the basement, but a live audience, an MC, the bride’s virtual video game girlfriend, and a real human priest. ( She gave a speech too… :0)
      3.) While this marriage might have the normal kinks of any relationship, I see a bright future! Fighting should be kept to a minimum, there will never be that vasectomy talk, and they will both comfortably fit in bed without fighting over sides.



    Watch the actual ceremony digitized below…



    So, probably not your thing huh? The idea of saying “I Do” to a polygon creation little bizarre?


    But wait! Sal might be as much a man of smartness and thriftiness as an anime enthusiast! Diamond shopping for Sal is going to be easy and cheap, as it can be completed in three easy steps!

      1.)Open internet browser.
      2.)Go on over to Bedazzler! (I know you remember this infomercial)
      3.)Make a one time payment of $19.95
      4.)…and Sal’s all set!

    He can even change up the cut, size, shape, and color every day! What digital lover wouldn’t love her DS Crib getting new diamonds daily?


    WARNING – Unless you are marrying a digital character, do NOT purchase your fiancee/wife a Bedazzler in lieu of a real diamond ring. This will NOT go over well!
    MyWeddingisOver.com does not take responsibility for any consequences that bringing to light such appealing alternatives to buying a real diamond ring might cause.


    Little anime eyecandy… gosh, Nintendo has me fooled! I expected Mario and Luigi to be coming out of the screen!


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